Far Far away is the dangerous, treacherous river... THE AMADOMOS!!! (deep manly intense Australian accent)
Sargent Samuels (me) and Scout Ashtroid (Ashley) take daring tour guides down the intimidating River.
You must enter through the Bob-er-an Bridge. Don't forget to sing!
Then you make your way past Daddy Kroikee.
Hold on to your water shoes around the rips curl bends!!! Don't want to loose those puppies!
Watch Out!!!! It's the Sea Monster's Daughter!!!! Chop off a few of her tentacles and try to swerve your way around her. With out being eaten.
No sweat. We made it past her in no time at all.
You gotta be careful in these neck of the woods...
Duck!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why you almost klonked your head on the Railraldy Bridge!
Now hurry along mate... we don't got all day the sun just rose 7 minutes ago.
Complete Silence Everybody! (whispering) The Sea Monster is comin up here. You must be stealthy as not to wake her........ creek. (somebody's boat tipped a little)
I SAID STEALTHY!!!!!!!!!
NO, SHE'S COMING TO GET US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight with all arms men... and women! Come on we almost got her! Never give up!!!
Finally, she's dead. Only 1,997 times left to kill her till she's permanently dead.
I hope there weren't too many treacherous battle wounds.
Coming up on your left is Baby Kroikee. Why isn't he a cute little fella. We must have missed Mommy Kroikee back there while i has saving your head from being chopped off by the Railraldy. That's what you get for not paying attention! Missin extreme wild life.
Be careful to lay back under these tree branches.
Look we've made it to the pipe.
There's no way we can pass it today.
We'll never know what lies behind it.
Until next time......
Saturday, September 19, 2009
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